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I  crash my clients funeral for a living.

The reason people hire me is to tell someone or some people, something they didn't want to personally say before they died. 

My confessions are told after the death of my client. 

I go to their funeral. I stand up and say what I was hired to say.

Although not all my work is done this way.


Call,, email or fill out the form below we can work out the details.

I am for hire all around the world.

One of the top 10 regrets of the dying: Is words left unsaid

How it works.

  1. First step: contact me, we can talk about what you need. Contact by email, the form below, call or text. A call will get the quickest answer.

  2. Second step: we get all the details on paper. We will also record you on video ideally, saying what you have hired me to do. We can do that in person or through video chat, ideally in person. After we work out all the details. We have a contract ready or we can use something your lawyer might have.

  3. Last step: you send me or I pick up everything I will need to carry out this job. The retainer and all information.

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Can you explain your services more simply? Elevator pitch.

The Personal Confessor. I crash my client's funeral and say what he or she has left unsaid. 

Personal item pickup. I will come to wherever you need me to be and collect almost anything you don't want found.

Scatter ashes. I pick up your loved ones' ashes and scatter them anywhere you wish. 

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